BOTR011 - Free Weed :: “Beer On The Drugs” C19
 Gnar mom Erik Gage joins BOTR’s ranks and blasts off axe in hand, shredding already spaced faces to flecks of carbon dust. This spliff riffin’ bong pop is not recommended for consumption by DARE members or the faint of heart. Features rubber burnin’ sensations like “Sci-Fi,” “Friend of the Guitar,” and “Caprica”. Pop this bad boy in your home stereo and blaze loudly for good measure.

Limited edition of 50 cassette tapes w/ download code
Art by Erik Gage
Layout/ design by Erik Gage and Chris Uehlein
Photography by Nick Ivy-Royal
Pro-dubbed and pro-imprinted

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BOTR010 - Boy Snacks C24
 This hot pop is defined by its bubble fresh! Have you met the body butter?? It’s too delish for this guy!! Boy Snacks for President! Tres chic Vice Prez interior design guru x-Glam Smith shows up to work on her hoverscooter ~ she works at ESPN as a very VIP sporters reporter when she isnt trailblazing w/ her PTA meeting cuties! Boy Snacks is a diva but he’s great!! I heard he gets tipsy on champagña to make this stuff but you cant really trust People magazine these days ~ LOL! Boy Snacks C24 features fruit gushin’ slammers like “Kiwi Melon,” “4G Kush,” and “401(k)-hole”!

Limited edition of 50 cassette tapes w/ download code
Art layout/ design by Boy Snacks
Pro-dubbed and pro-imprinted

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BOTR009 - Macintosh Plus :: “Floral Shoppe” C44
 Imagine the aphrodisiacal scents present inside this boutique - the wafting air permeates the room with a sticky sweet fragrance borne of yearning buds and vibrant blossoms. Mesmerizing and captivating in its slow burning brilliance, “Floral Shoppe” sees the enigmatic entity behind this project and Laserdisc Visions employing structural sleight of hand and chakra cleansing frequencies with aplomb and finesse. Macintosh Plus subverts minds to heal hearts with her freshly manicured bouquet of love stoned tunes rendered impervious to wilting or fading by nature of their own inherent luminosity.

Limited edition of 100 cassette tapes w/ download code
Contains bonus tracks exclusive to cassette release
Art layout/ design by Macintosh Plus
Pro-dubbed and pro-imprinted

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Obviously our most practical ‘release’ to date. Not only does it pay tribute to your favorite freaky imprint, it also does a killer job of keeping your beverage of choice cold. Ideal for use at the beach, on a boat, or in your own abode. These snug-fitting thermal koozies have been handsomely decorated with the Beer On The Rug logo on both sides!

For those unfamiliar with state of the art koozie technology, features are as follows: Keeps cans and bottles free of condensation. Maintains beverage temperature. Collapses quickly and easily for storage when not in use.

Colors as follows: royal blue w/ white ink, ruby red w/ black ink, white smoke w/ black ink, jet black w/ white ink, indigo w/ white ink, forest green w/ white ink. Please specify koozie color preference in PayPal notes.

BEER ON THE RUG - LOGO KOOZIE